Other than believing in life after love and Burlesque being my guilty pleasure film, I've never been the biggest Cher fan. I like her, she's just never been on my obsession radar. Not as much as she should be, that is.
One beautiful fall day, I was stumbled upon the queen of drag's twitter account and the rest of our love story is history. If you like emojis and things that don't make grammatical sense and ALL CAPS, MAYBE THIS TWITTER YOU WILL LIKE ♥♥♥☼
Warning: Total Cher-ness below. Sunglasses recommended. Get tested after reading.
One beautiful fall day, I was stumbled upon the queen of drag's twitter account and the rest of our love story is history. If you like emojis and things that don't make grammatical sense and ALL CAPS, MAYBE THIS TWITTER YOU WILL LIKE ♥♥♥☼
Warning: Total Cher-ness below. Sunglasses recommended. Get tested after reading.
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Yes. Surgery in the dark does sound scarier. But at least she's only a little teeny bit afraid. Hope your foot feels better, Cher Bear.
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Lol. Typical mom tweet. But I'd really like her to know what Vine is/ have a Vine account because that is a kind of crazy that I am very interested in witnessing. Did I say crazy? I meant "art."
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This is potentially the most amazing tweet of all time. First of all, people who hate junk food in pics AND love feathers? That is a very niche target market, gurl. Also, are there really people actively hate junk food in pics enough to have to mention it? There isn't even junk food in this picture. Just feathers. So many feathers.
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Um...what?
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What am "amazing" and "thoughtful" tweet. Thank you, Cher, for giving me the "best" new way to complement a person: putting quotation marks around "any" and "all" adjectives. You are truly "inspirational" and so "fresh!"