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Hello there! It seems you have somehow stumbled upon my website. Welcome, new friend!
Since you're here, we should get to know each other. Here's the SparkNotes summary of me:
If you are here for business purposes, you can find my resume and portfolio at the top of the page. If you are thinking about hiring me, I must warn you, I am dangerously charming. Shannon Borden Industries® is NOT responsible for any attachment issues you may develop in the course of my employment with you.
You can follow me on my social media accounts below. I'm sometimes funny and always desperate for retweets.
Since you're here, we should get to know each other. Here's the SparkNotes summary of me:
- Shannon Borden, Inc.
- Midwesterner turned New Yorker (Think Kimmy Schmidt, but with a nicer Jansport)
- Currently a client manager at Hello Alfred
- Aspiring writer/comedian
- Past: Life and Arts reporter for the Oklahoma Daily newspaper, reporting on very pressing topics such as "best sweaters for fall" or "favorite internet cats."
- Bourgeoning Internet sensation
- Had to Google "bourgeoning" just to make sure it meant what I thought it meant
- Corgi addict
- Avid napper
If you are here for business purposes, you can find my resume and portfolio at the top of the page. If you are thinking about hiring me, I must warn you, I am dangerously charming. Shannon Borden Industries® is NOT responsible for any attachment issues you may develop in the course of my employment with you.
You can follow me on my social media accounts below. I'm sometimes funny and always desperate for retweets.